Shopping carts are for shopping
Not for injuring yourself. And looking like a doofus. Like this doofus.
The Amazing Influence of Pro Wrestler Antonio Inoki
Wrestler, Statesman, Hostage Negotiator, Legend.
Clint Pays Tribute to James Garner
More than a decade old, it’s hard to beat this tribute to the late veteran actor.
Is This 7′ 1″ 8th Grader With a Buttery Jump Shot the Next Dirk Nowitzki?
He has a lot of potential!
Two Old Guys Trying to Kick the Crap Out of Each Other
Sad? Funny? Tragic? Or a surprisingly good scrap?
The Week in Photos
A Super Moon, Manhattanhenge, Grumpy Cat and Malaysian Airlines flight MH17.
Gina Carano vs. Ronda Rousey In The Works For December
Get ready for a great fight.
50 Years Ago Today
The Rolling Stones had their first U.S. hit, “Not Fade Away.” Check out the video!
Home Is A Boeing 727 In The Woods
A man’s jetliner is his castle. Check out the video.
45 Years Ago Today Humanity Took Its “Giant Leap”
A photo gallery of the moon landing.
Baseball etiquette sucks
Wainwright shouldn’t have to apologize for gifting Jeter one.
Jenny Lewis’ New Video
Jenny Lewis enlisted some famous faces for the video for her new song.
11 Wonderfully Illuminating Quotes From Walter Benjamin
The man knows what he’s talking about…
“Thor” Will Be A Woman In A New Marvel Comics Series
Bye Bye to the manly and muscular Thor we used to know.
Damn, Kanye was even responsible for the great NYT LeBron cover
Yeezus has slowly, but by now certainly, taken over.
8th Grade Metal Heads Score Major Label Contract
The perks include a Slurpee machine in the tour bus and bedtime moved up to 10:30.
Respect to Derek Jeter
Even if you hate the Yankees, you gotta respect Jeter’s Hall of Fame career.
TV Station Interrupts World Cup for Local Weather
Forecast calls for uproar and hooligans.
Best Photos of the Week
Pregnant aliens, awesome pool rules and dogs telling jokes. And, oh yeah, lots of hotties.
Germany wins World Cup on Mario Goetze’s brilliance
Germany finally got their 4th star.
The Onion Reviews Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
“Hey, Hollywood. Is this the best ya got?” (NSFW!)
The Political Hangover From Brazil’s World Cup Defeat
That 7-1 loss is going to haunt Brazilians for a long time to come.
A Map of the Most Offensively Named Places in the World
There’s a place called Vagina in Russia, and The Cock of Arran in Scotland…
What It’s Like to Ride the Highest Water Slide in the World
“Has anyone vomited on this thing yet?”
Entire Italian Village For Sale On E-Bay
Become a European mogul with a few clicks of your mouse.
Canelo and Lara Ready for War
The fighters weighed-in and are ready to go. Who ya got?
Guy Saves His Life With a Facebook Post
Frantic single word post on Facebook leads to rescue effort.
Regretful words?
Will Dan Gilbert’s scathing letter dissuade LeBron from going back to Cleveland?
20 Famous People and the Secrets They Don’t Want You To Know
You’ll never look at Richard Simmons, Vin Diesel or Prince Charles the same way again.
Watch It Again: Mayweather vs. Maidana I
Great fight! The rematch is slated for September.
24 Bizarre Facts
Did you know the Pope used to be a bouncer? Or that a cute little newt can kill you?
28 Impressive Facts You Don’t Know About Celebrities
Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren are both Mensa material. Seriously.
Carmelo Anthony Could Get Free Lap Dances for Life
Knicks fans are pulling out all the stops.
