Life

16-Jul-14

45 Years Ago Today Humanity Took Its “Giant Leap”

A photo gallery of the moon landing.

Tunes

15-Jul-14

8th Grade Metal Heads Score Major Label Contract

The perks include a Slurpee machine in the tour bus and bedtime moved up to 10:30.

Sports

15-Jul-14

Giancarlo Stanton Nearly Hits One Out Of The Stadium

What a swing.

Sports

14-Jul-14

Hey, Check Out Mario Götze’s Boat Boner

Germany’s World Cup hero has no shame.

Sports

14-Jul-14

The Many Sad Faces of Lionel Messi

We almost feel sorry for him.

Sports

14-Jul-14

Here’s How Götze’s World Cup-Winning Goal Sounded

In Germany and Argentina.

Life

14-Jul-14

Best Photos of the Week

Pregnant aliens, awesome pool rules and dogs telling jokes. And, oh yeah, lots of hotties.

Flicks

13-Jul-14

The Onion Reviews Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

“Hey, Hollywood. Is this the best ya got?” (NSFW!)

Tunes

13-Jul-14

Goodbye, Ramones

1 2 3 4 … The Ramones are getting back together.

Cool

12-Jul-14

What It’s Like to Ride the Highest Water Slide in the World

“Has anyone vomited on this thing yet?”