News

16-Jun-14

I Wish This Dude Had Named His Twins After These Two

I also wish my name was ‘Ghostface.’

Sports

16-Jun-14

Schumacher’s Condition Improving

This is encouraging.

Fights

15-Jun-14

Boxers Are Tougher Than You

At least he won.

Weird

14-Jun-14

Streaker Annihilated by Security Guard

This is just over the top.

Tunes

14-Jun-14

Kanye’s Life is Dope and He Does Dope Shit

Just click.

Sports

5-Jun-14

Don Zimmer Is Called Up

Baseball legend and dugout fixture Don Zimmer has passed away at 83.

News

4-Jun-14

Please Masturbate AFTER the Game

But…he throws with his left hand?

News

4-Jun-14

Leave Brad Pitt Alone

Crash the red carpet if you must, but a man’s cojones are off-limits.

Sports

3-Jun-14

Brazil Will Annihilate Your World Cup Team

Face it, soccer fans: whether your favorite World Cup team is Spain, Argentina, or (haha!) England, it has no chance against Brazil.

Tunes

1-Jun-14

Even In Da Club, 50 Knew How to Rob

50 Cent, who’s sold a lot of records, proved he still lives by the “If my record don’t sell, Imma rob and steal” creed.