Yes, they are all true…

Guy catches ladies shamelessly stealing his stuff in broad daylight.

Unfortunately, not for the first time.

Weird experiment shows many men would rather shock themselves than be alone.

A device that won’t turn on could leave you stranded.

Nothing is left to waste.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

The title says it all.

Because nothing says “America” better than a disgusting eating contest on the Fourth of July!

Cue the sad trombone.